If I were really really ridiculously wealthy, I wouldn’t buy a mansion, just tiny apartments in every city I love.
petition to get Rebel Wilson, Jennifer Lawrence and Emma Stone together in a movie
written by Tina Fey
narrated by morgan freeman
Guest starring Ellen Degeneres
soundtrack by Beyonce
with an oscar-worthy guest performance by leonardo dicaprio
let’s spend our week nights eating cereal on the floor
when there is a perfectly fine table behind us.
we can go to the movies and sit in the back row
just to make out like kids falling in love for the first time.
we’ll paint the rooms of our house
and get more paint on us than the walls.
we can hold hands and go to parties we end up
ditching to drink wine out of the bottle in the bathtub.
and slow dance with me in our bedroom
with an unmade bed and candles on the nightstand.
let me love you forever.
im sorry… … i got some bad news… … . drinking tea doesn’t make you anymore intelligent or cultural. i know. take your time.